Me landlord n me have a curious mornin' ri'tual. I sleep in 'is bum and when 'Arry wants to rouse me from me slumber he takes the plunger to his arse 'n gives it a few good steady pumps 'till I open me eyes.
Then I tap on the rubber for a snooze button and
he gives me 5 minutes, but gets right cross 'n shouts me down:
Awright awight 5 mo' minutes, but then God blimey you're gonna get your arse up! It's a beaut'ful mornin' 'n you should be seizin' this wond'ful day laid out befo' you 'nsteada loafin' about inside my arse all day long.
Then I tap on the rubber for a snooze button and
he gives me 5 minutes.